"The Front Fell Off!"

Our friends at Act Green are covering an enormous oil spill off the coast of Australia. The amount of oil spill covers an area the size of Delaware, and threatens a diverse marine ecosystem and an endangered reef.

And, before anyone makes a false claim of outdated technology, the rig that spilled the oil was was built in 2007.

Depressed? Maybe this classic send-up of Big Oil's attempts to defendspills will cheer you up.